Stood up.
7pm and still no word from him. Right. His loss.

(It’s okay though, cause he didn’t like Harry Potter. Weird.)
Any teacher that stands like that needs to be retired from teaching. Good gosh that is horrible! Bend at the knees. It’s safer/stops possible scandals or rumours.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Want to know what’s awesome? Not taking drugs. Especially drugs you found in a jacket that you haven’t worn in five years. Why am I facebook friends with you? -shudder-
I feel it in my waters.
Has a feeling that my date is going to stand me up tonight. It’s okay though. I’m using this time to find an appropriate gif for when he does.
How about that one, Andy?
Possibly. I need to learn how to make gifs… or I can settle with the picture I found. Just wait.
I feel it in my waters.
Has a feeling that my date is going to stand me up tonight. It’s okay though. I’m using this time to find an appropriate gif for when he does.
Me during freshman year. I would check my farm every time I was in my dorm…
(Source: prettyfangs)
(Source: roryflanagay)
I picture like a cute granny living here.
Nah, just a hobbit. Though, hobbits can also be grandmothers.


